I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was bokeh kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should bokeh offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word memek for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she memek rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an 'actrice', crot porn or crot sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this memek new study from bokeh the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread - the louder the cry of bokep ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. bokep In other words, bokeh you can't crot measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there's sex as performance art, bokep and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, crot she's bokep far more memek likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review memek magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking bokeh orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they'd explain, porn so crot they could make their partner bokeh feel happy, bokep while conserving memek their energy crot for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all porn about manners and crot 'manipulation', crot and memek memek that women were prone to what they described bokep as 'copulatory vocalisation' porn in order to encourage their partners crot over the finishing line, crot so to speak.




A new study confirms porn the louder memek the cry of ecstasy, porn porn the greater the crot chance the bokep orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: memek 'I'm enjoying this, bokep but can you get a bloomin' move memek on.' Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland memek said in memek 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their memek TVs: crot 'As far as I'm concerned, crot bokeh that's what you should be doing.'

Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind crot of attention.

In their book, memek Sex bokeh At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason porn women bokeh were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to memek copulate.

If you're a sex worker, memek I bokep can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you're bokeh not, porn then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.


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