I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the porn 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an 'actrice', bokep or bokeh sex worker.

Now, porn according to this new study from the bokep ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot bokep all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm bokep is being faked. In other words, crot memek you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there's sex as bokeh performance art, porn and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. memek And bokeh when a woman is genuinely crot aroused, porn trusts her partner and porn is not crot fearing for crot a fragile male ego, porn she's far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in memek my porn Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they'd explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek 'manipulation', crot and bokeh that women were prone to what they described as bokeh 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot 'I'm enjoying this, bokeh but bokeh can you get memek a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud porn always equals porn better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in bokeh 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot 'As far as bokeh I'm concerned, bokep that's what you should be doing.'

Well, bokeh only if bokep you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher crot Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert bokeh nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, memek I can bokep understand memek the need to memek advertise. But if you're not, porn then men should porn take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be porn the quietest.


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